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Doug goes clay pigeon shooting with Tim

Doug goes clay pigeon shooting with Tim, and Carrie asks Richie to cheer up a depressed Dorothy. With Bryan Cranston (Malcolm in the Middle, Breaking Bad)

Carrie and Doug begin to miss spending time alone together

Carrie and Doug begin to realise how much they miss spending time alone together, and try to get Arthur out of the house as much as possible

Debra and Ray's privacy is invaded

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but their hopes for an intimate Christmas are ruined by their family's constant interruptions

Ray joins an American Civil War re-enactment society

Enlisting for an American Civil War re-enactment allows Ray to spend time with his father, until he realises they will be fighting on opposite sides. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Bart is sent to France on a student exchange

Bart is sent to France on a student exchange, where he is used for slave labour by corrupt wine-makers

Krusty the Clown is arrested

Krusty the Clown is arrested for apparently committing an armed robbery, but Bart is convinced of his hero's innocence and tries to clear his name

Marge threatens to leave Homer

Homer is aghast to overhear Marge threatening to leave him and makes a big effort to turn over a new leaf, starting by taking her out for the night

A comet heads for Springfield

Bart discovers a previously unknown comet - but to the horror of Springfield's residents, it is on a direct collision course with the town

Homer enrols in clown college

Homer enrols in clown college and begins impersonating Krusty, but trouble looms as the showbiz prankster's underworld creditors come looking for the money he owes them

Bart gets into trouble with the Australian authorities

Bart is summoned to Australia to make amends for tricking an impressionable youngster into accepting an expensive reverse-charge phone call, but learns an apology is not enough

Homer asks Patty and Selma for help

A failed business venture forces Homer to ask Patty and Selma for help with his mortgage payments. Featuring the guest voices of Mel Brooks and Susan Sarandon

The townsfolk hold a film festival

The townsfolk hold a film festival in an attempt to boost Springfield's image - and competitive Mr Burns bribes the jury to support his biopic

Animated adventure, with the voice of Shameik Moore

Student Miles Morales becomes a version of Spider-Man, and crosses paths with counterparts from other dimensions. Animated adventure, with the voice of Shameik Moore

The B&B battle begins at the Mayfield Hotel in Seaburn, Sunderland

The B&B battle begins in Seaburn, Sunderland, where friends and business partners Mia and Emmanuel run the Mayfield Hotel, where the décor splits the guests' opinions

The B&Bers are in Gateshead to visit the Sutherlands Hotel

The B&Bers are in Gateshead to visit the Sutherlands Hotel. Hugh and Loretta are in awe of the decor but Mia and Emmanuel are determined to dig up some dirt

The third stay of the week is at Brampton Dales Farm in Gainsborough

The third stay of the week is at Brampton Dales Farm in Gainsborough, Lincolnshire. The guests are unimpressed by some squeaky furniture but charmed by the furry welcome

The final visit of the week is to Valley View in Pendle, Lancashire

The final visit of the week is to Valley View in Pendle, Lancashire, where sisters Sharon and Deby hope to get the B&Bers onboard with the glamping experience

The winner is announced

Mia and Emmanuel from the Mayfield Hotel want to clean up Heather and Paul's cleanliness comments prior to the week's winner being announced

Scarlette and Stuart Douglas do up a derelict cottage near Swansea

Scarlette and Stuart Douglas renovate a derelict cottage near Swansea, adding a boutique-style bathroom, a bedroom for the owners' daughter and updating a tired conservatory

With AJ Odudu, Gemma Collins, Jessica Hynes and Tim Key

AJ Odudu, Gemma Collins, Jessica Hynes and Tim Key make Signature sandwich cakes and a classic tart, and in the showstopper, they relive their earliest childhood memories in choux

Including sport and weather

Including sport and weather

Bettany Hughes explores Bulgaria

Bettany Hughes travels to Bulgaria, where a mosaic of cultures has generated an incredible history. In Varna, by the Black Sea, she explores a 6,000-year-old gold treasure hoard

With the ewes lambing, they need to be looked after at all hours

Following the first elimination, six applicants now remain in the process, all hoping to secure the farm tenancy. With the ewes lambing, they need to be looked after at all hours

The story of Abba and other Swedish pop music

The story of Abba and how their Eurovision win brought other Swedish pop music into the wider world's consciousness. Featuring Europe, Max Martin, Roxette, Ace of Base and Robyn

Comedy drama, starring Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda

The lives of four friends are changed for ever after they read Fifty Shades of Grey in their monthly book club. Comedy drama, starring Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda

Sci-fi horror, with Laurence Fishburne

A deep-space salvage crew investigates mysterious events on board a hi-tech spaceship. Sci-fi horror, starring Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill

Gordon Ramsay visits a struggling hotel in Island Park, Idaho

Gordon Ramsay visits a struggling hotel in Island Park, Idaho, whose owners have shied away from the business and the community following a family tragedy

The latest contest kicks off with an Italian-themed menu

Competitive couple Mike and Lisa kick off the contest in Worcester with an Italian-themed menu inspired by their upcoming wedding in Sorrento

Grampa becomes a matador

Springfield's residents decide to turn the football stadium into a bull-fighting arena, inspiring Grampa to become a matador - to the dismay of Lisa

Extended edition of the soap

Darren puts his daughter first, and someone is wrongly accused, while a headteacher is confronted. Kitty tries to flee as her past catches up with her, two residents clash when priorities are questioned, and a teen who's backed into a...

Arthur's eccentricities annoy Doug

Doug begins to lose patience with Arthur's eccentricities and tells him to move out. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Doug and Carrie consider parenthood

Following a visit by Deacon's three-year-old, Doug and Carrie weigh up the pros and cons of having a baby. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini

Ally researches the family tree

Ally has to interview her oldest living relative as part of a school project on genealogy, so Ray helps her track down Frank's long-lost Aunt Sarina